Post by Mr. ICW on Oct 1, 2011 1:16:08 GMT -3
(We open to a jam packed arena. The fans come to their feet and show off their signs as we settle on John Smith and Kash Jones.)
JS: Welcome everyone to a star-studded edition of Saturday Night Showdown!
Kash: Tonight is going to be a great night, I can just feel it. It just seems like big things are going...
("REMEMBER THE NAME" by FORT MINOR blast throughout the arena as LOGAN, WHO HAS JUST RETURNED TO ICW. makes his way out onto the stage. He gives a few waves to the cheering fans as he makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in and grabs a mic from Stevie Jackson.)
Logan: ICW faithful! How's everyone doing tonight?
(Logan soaks up the cheap pop.)
Logan: We have a great show for you all tonight, full of action that only the ICW can bring you. Lord knows I've got lots to talk about but first, I have to get something off my chest. Before I do this, I need to bring somebody out. So Johnny Chainz, I need you to come out here.
('After The Flesh' Thrill Kill Kult begins, and the crowd rise to their feet. The music begins, as Johnny Chainz emerges from the back. He walks down the ramp nonchalantly, and slides into the ring head first. He is already in possession of a microphone, but whispers something to Logan before placing the audio equipment near his lips.)
Chainz: I'm finally here...
(Logan shifts his stance, and begins to converse with Johnny Chainz.)
Logan: Here? Yes. Now what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
Chainz: Well, what I really wanted to talk about was how I we both managed to find our way out of the gutter and here to ICW?
(The crowd boos, but Johnny chuckles into the microphone and raises an arm to calm the raucous crowd.)
Chainz: Logan, "Gutter" is such an ugly word...frankly, I had a stroke of bad luck...anyone in this ring, this crowd or out in the back would've done whatever it took to get out of my 'situation'. I think the controversy here is that I am just that. HERE!
(Logan gives Johnny a weird look, and slowly brings the microphone to his mouth, slowly enunciating his words in confusion.)
Logan: Why the fuck are you here...
Chainz: Hey...You keep your goddamn mouth shut. I'm here. That's that.
(Logan's confusion is applicable to the entire crowd, who watch the ring in anticipation of an explanation.)
Logan: ...So Johnny, your here. I'm not sure how you got here...but...Your here. Why? What do you want?
(Johnny Chainz looks to be taken aback by the query, and clears his throat for an extended period of time before finally chuckling under his breath and continuing.)
Chainz: Well, you see...it's kind of like...well, we go way back, you just don't know it yet....
(Johnny adjusts his jacket collar, and clears his throat.)
(Logan looks at Johnny, confused, and begins to talk again to break the tension...)
Logan: So let me get this straight, I know yo....
(Johnny Then kicks Logan in the mid section and grabs Logan and drops him with a DDT)
(Johnny stands up and smiles, then adjusts his jacket as he exits the ring. The entire crowd goes crazy as the camera cuts back to John Smith and Kash Jones who stare on in bewilderment.)
JS: Oh my God! Logan just got dropped by the newest member of ICW and apparently someone who Logan dealt with in the past.
Kash: It just goes to show JS, that someone from your past can always come back to bite you in the ass.
JS: What the Hell just happened here?!
Kash: The VP of ICW just got dropped John, that's what happened!
JS: Now that we've got things under control here...
(The intro of Enough blasts from the PA system and as the camera scans the arena Razor appears from the crowd before playing to the crowd on his way down to the ring. Once in the ring he just awaits his opponent)
Kash: There he is! Badass Johnny Razor! He is indeed a BAD ASS!
JS: What? your a fan now?
(The Jaws theme softly starts as the crowd pops)
DUH NUH! DUH NUH DUN NUH DUN NUH DUN NUH!
(Jaws 3D walks through the curtain and walks angrily, straight to the ring and as he rolls through the ropes he's met by a kick to the back by Johnny Razor.)
DING DING DING
JS: We are underway here and Razor wasting no time on Jaws 3D here tonight!
(Johnny Razor picks up Jaws 3D and throws him against the ropes and drops him with a huge lariat. Razor then picks up Jaws by the fin and throws him into the corner. A hard hit by Jaws as he is dropped to the mat with force.)
Kash: Johnny Razor showing dominance here! What a display!
(Razor picks up Jaws and throws him into the corner and runs through Jaws with a lariat, holding him in the corner, Razor grabs the head of Jaws and climbs to the second rope and hits him with the BAD ASS DROP!)
JS: OH MY GOD! IT'S OVER!
Kash: It's in the books! Razor nails Jaws 3D with The B.A.D and destroys Jaws in under a minute!
JS: That's got to be a record!
Kash: We've got to go to a commercial break here for a few short moments, coming right up we've got Noah Hanson taking on Diego De La Vega
["Killin In The Name of" by Rage Against the Machine blares and Noah makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction. He might threaten to hit a fan or two as he makes his way to the ring. As he poses in the middle of the ring a gold and green pyro waterfall goes off behind him.]
JS: I like this Noah Hanson guy, he's got spunk
Kash: Better keep your eyes off his prize, that is if you don't want spunk in your pants, hahaha.
JS: Funny man!
Kash: You know it!
(Luckily for JS, The lights are turned off making everything pitch black. In Time begins to play. A lone spotlight shins on El Patron in a kneeled praying position. As he rises he raises his arms and flaps his cape behind him. Pyro is showered behind him sustained throught his walk to the ring. In the ring he stretches on the ropes and removes his cape.)
Kash: Here comes the superhero of ICW! Get it JS? Cums! hahaha!
JS: Your a funny lookin' little man, you know that?
Kash: Thanks, but enough about your lust for Hanson, lets get this match going!
JS: Best thing I heard all night!
DING DING DING
(Both Noah Hanson and Diego De La Vega start off, circling each other cautiously as the bell rings to start the match. However, an entourage of women in the stands begin to chant Noah's name, which of course catches Diego's attention. Diego points at Noah and does the RVD thing but instead uses "DI -EG-0" and a groin thurst towards the fans. As Diego turns around to face Hanson, he gets clotheslined hard to the mat. Diego quickly get's back up but gets Clotheslined again ... and again ,..... and again ... and AGAIN!! Hanson quickly goes for the cover)
(Diego kicks out and rolls to the outside. Hanson quickly goes after Diego, where he attacks Diego with a fury of punches, and throws him into the steel steps, sending Diego crashing hard into them.)
JS : OUCH! Now that. That, was painful
(Hanson rolls Diego back into the ring and quickly covers)
(Diego kicks out. Noah Hanson repeatedly stomps away at Diego, picks him up and hangs him upside down in the corner. He comes off the ropes and Drop kicks Diego in the head who was trapped upside in the corner!! Hanson picks up Diego in a back suplex, and drops him hard on the mat. Hanson covers)
(Diego kicks out. Hanson picks up Diego and whips him into the ropes but misses a clothesline and gets nailed with a flying clothesline himself!! Diego crawls to the corner, catching his breath. As Hanson gets back to his feet, Diego nails him with a Spear!! Diego covers)
(Noah Hanson grabs the ropes to break the count.)
Kash : Oh!! That was too close for Hanson there!
(Diego can't believe it as he thought it was a 3 count. Diego picks up Hanson, body slams him to the mat, climbs to the top rope but misses Hanson with a flying elbow drop!! Hanson quickly gets back to his feet and climbs the ropes andnails Diego with a Kansas City Ribfest. Noah Hanson covers)
JS: We have ourselves a winner! Noah Hanson! He did it! My guy did it!
Kash: We'll be right back with your main event after a few words from our sponsors.
(Just as we cut back from a commercial...“To Hell With Good Intentions” hits over the PA and the crowd erupts in a chorus of boos. Patrick Steel steps out from behind the curtain with his hands to his side, as if he welcomes the boos. He walks toward the ring with a smile on his face, responding to the crowds jeers as he does. When he reaches the ring, Steel rolls under the bottom rope and goes to the center of the ring with his hands held high as the boos continue to pour down.)
(The first lines of “Dead & Bloated” hit over the PA and the crowd boos.)
(Finally, We see the man that shook up Showdown last saturday night as he walks out onto the entrance ramp with a chair in his hand.)
Kash: Hey! That's Brian Lane! We seen him last week! What's he after now?
JS: Shut the hell up and listen!
Brian Lane: That's right! Shut the hell up Kash, before you find yourself working for damn elephant shit in Pakistan! Ya feel me? I see you in that ring, Patty! I'm here to witness your destruction first hand. Your a maggot with Gold. Gold that you won't have for too long! If you somehow manage to survive tonight. Next week, and every week after...That Television Title will be defended EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT!
(Patrick Steel is absolutly livid in the ring.)
Brian Lane: Actually, judging from your actions in the ring right now, I changed my mind! You will be defending that title EVERY SATURDAY! Like a Television Title Should. Enjoy! Punk! Tonight will be ANYTHING GOES! Bring on the hell that awaits you Steel!
(Lane drops the mic and takes a seat. Smiling, as TJ Black's music hits.
JS: So, here we go...I feel bad for Patrick Steel!
Kash: Not me! He beat both Hiroko and Black before! Let's see if he can handle them at the same time!
[The First Verse of "Scream" by Adelitas Way plays as smoke fills the arena and the camera looks around into the crowd zooming in on several Black fans and signs. When Rick DeJesus sings the first "I CAN MAKE YOU SCREAM!" A shadow emerges from the smoke and TJ Black is shown in a black jacket he uses Edge's Pyro in tribute before sprinting down to the iring and sliding in the ring. Once in the ring he runs to a random Turnbuckle and leaps to the top rope before back flipping off and landing on his feet. As Black turns around he's met by a roundhouse kick to the face, sending TJ Black to the mat!]
JS: Holy Crap! Patrick Steel just nailed TJ Black with a kick right in the chops!
Kash: It's 2 against 1 JS, Steel's gotta do something here. Lane seems to have it out for Steel!
["Artichokes" by Maps and Atlases plays as the arena has a blue glow to it. Tyler Hiroko comes out from behind the curtain and out onto the ramp. He looks out into the crowd and sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.]
DING DING DING
(Tyler Hiroko stands in one corner as Patrick Steel stands across from him. Steel keeps his eyes on Hiroko and Steel picks up TJ Black. Steel turns around, and Tyler Hiroko hits Steel in the back, knocking him to the mat. TJ Black kicks Hiroko to the midsection and shoots him into the ropes, hitting a back elbow smash.)
JS: Nice moves by TJ Black!
(Steel gets to his feet and lands a big right on Black. Black blocks the next punch, and fires a few of his own back at Patrick Steel. TJ takes a step back, and clotheslines Steel over the ropes to the outside. TJ turns around as Hiroko gets up and begins to attack him. TJ kicks Hiroko to the midsection and hits a DDT.
Black Covers. The ref counts.)
(TJ picks Hiroko up, but Hiroko hits Black with a big left knocking him to the ground. Steel out of nowhere with a neckbreaker on Hiroko. TJ gets up and both Black and Steel grab a leg of Hiroko and hit a wishbone on Tyler Hiroko. Steel hits a shuffle kick on TJ Black and knocks him outside. Steel picks Hiroko up and shoots him into the ropes, then hits a mountain bomb. Black pulls Steel out of the ring, but Steel shoots Black into the crowd barrier, then goes under the ring. Steel pulls out a trash can lid, and goes to hit TJ Black with it, but Black kicks Steel through the lid. Steel staggers back, and Black hits a drop kick on Steel, taking him off his feet. TJ Black puts the boots to Steel as Tyler Hiroko recovers. Black rolls Steel into the ring, and Hiroko picks him up. Hiroko unleashes a few vicious chops to Patrick Steel's chest, drawing a few "Woo!"s from the crowd.)
JS: Oh My God! You can hear those chops in pakistan!
(JS waives to Brian Lane who is still sitting on a chair on the ramp who in turn gives JS the finger.)
Kash: See! That's what ya get for being a smart ass, ya first rate ass kisser!
(Steel rakes Hiroko's eyes, and gets the upperhand and tries to shoot Hiroko into the ropes, but Hiroko counters with a spinebuster. Hiroko picks Steel's legs up and tries to lock in a Boston Crab, but Steel kicks Hiroko to the head. Steel gets to his feet, but Hiroko clotheslines him back down. Again Hiroko goes for the Boston Crab, but Steel kicks him in the head again. Steel gets up, and Hiroko goes for another clothesline, but Steel ducks and catches Tyler Hiroko with a hangman's neckbreaker. Steel gets to his feet and goes outside and grabs a chair and tosses it in the ring. Black has Hiroko up, and shoots him into the ringpost. Hiroko staggers out, and Black hits a monkey toss. Black covers. The ref counts)
JS: Incredible action in this main event tonight Kash! The Fans are getting their moneyès work tonight!
Kash: Bonus for me!
(Black picks Hiroko up whips Hiroko towards, then up and over the ropes where Patrick Steel picks him up and takes him over in front of the Announcer's Tables. The ref attempts to break it up, but Black goes to the outside picks up a chair and smashes Hiroko over the head, knocking him out. Black tries to smash Steel's head into one of the tables, but Steel blocks it, elbows Black to the midsection, and smashes TJ Black's head instead. Steel hits a Russian Leg-Sweep on Black, then grabs a TV Cable and wraps it around Black's neck, choking him. He continues the choke until Tyler Hiroko headbutts Steel, and Steel goes down. Hiroko comes over and picks Steel up and rolls him in the ring, then picks him up. Hiroko shoots Steel into the ropes, and hits a back-drop, then sets the chair on Steel's head. Hiroko goes to the turnbuckle, and riles the crowd. TJ Black is able to get up, and pull on the ropes, racking Hiroko. Steel gets up, and hits Hiroko in the head once... twice... three times. Hiroko falls back into the ring. Steel covers. The ref counts)
(Hiroko is able to get the shoulder up at the last moment. Steel picks Hiroko up and shoots him into the turnbuckle. Hiroko slumps down, and Steel begins to stomp on him. TJ Black gets back in the ring and has the ring bell. Steel hits a splash in the corner and turns around. Black tries to clock Steel with the ring bell, but the ref takes it away. Black yells at the ref, and Steel kicks Black to the midsection, and hits the TOTAL CARNAGE ON TJ Black! Steel covers Black. The ref counts)
(Steel gets up, and Hiroko kicks him to the midsection and hits the BLACKOUT ON Patrick Steel! Hiroko covers. The ref counts)
(Black grabs Hiroko and smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Hiroko staggers back into a dropkick from Black. Black puts the boots to Steel as the crowd cheers for Steel to rally. Hiroko and TJ Black go to opposite turnbuckles. Steel starts to get up. Black jumps off and hits a spinning roundhose kick on Seven! Hiroko jumps off the turnbuckle and hits a FROGSPLASH ON Steel! Hiroko goes to cover, but Black pulls Hiroko off of Steel quickly, kicks Hiroko to the midsection and DDTs him onto the chair. Black gets to his feet, and both he and Steel hit a Conchairto on Hiroko! Hiroko is busted open. TJ Black then turns to Steel who is looking at Brian Lane gets nailed over the head with a chair by Black. Steel falls to the floor in a lump and TJ Black covers Tyler Hiroko, and the ref counts.)
JS: He did it! He never pinned the TV champ, but he did it!
Kash: What a freakin match that was! Oh no! There's trouble!
(Brian Lane starts clapping as TJ Black raises his arms in celebration.)
Brian Lane: Good show kid! Now cut his damn music! Pack it in kid. It's big boy time. Patrick Steel! It's no surprise that you lost! Just like it's no surprise that your gonna lose next week. Just like it's no surprise that I'm gonna flex my muscle around here! We're gonna have ourselves a World Champion before Christmas, and we're gonna see about that Television Title when it's defended each and every Saturday Night on Showdown. Next week, That title will be defended! It could be anyone! It could be any type of match! Ladies and Gentleman! WELCOME TO THE NEW ICW!
(The first lines of “Dead & Bloated” hit over the PA and the crowd boos and Brian Lane Exits.)
JS: Well guys and gals! That's all the time we have for this evening...See ya next week!
(SHOWDOWN cuts to a closeup of Tyler Hiroko's bloody face and Patrick Steel laying out cold. Cuts to TJ Black who is kneeling in the middle of the ring.)
JS: Welcome everyone to a star-studded edition of Saturday Night Showdown!
Kash: Tonight is going to be a great night, I can just feel it. It just seems like big things are going...
("REMEMBER THE NAME" by FORT MINOR blast throughout the arena as LOGAN, WHO HAS JUST RETURNED TO ICW. makes his way out onto the stage. He gives a few waves to the cheering fans as he makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in and grabs a mic from Stevie Jackson.)
Logan: ICW faithful! How's everyone doing tonight?
(Logan soaks up the cheap pop.)
Logan: We have a great show for you all tonight, full of action that only the ICW can bring you. Lord knows I've got lots to talk about but first, I have to get something off my chest. Before I do this, I need to bring somebody out. So Johnny Chainz, I need you to come out here.
('After The Flesh' Thrill Kill Kult begins, and the crowd rise to their feet. The music begins, as Johnny Chainz emerges from the back. He walks down the ramp nonchalantly, and slides into the ring head first. He is already in possession of a microphone, but whispers something to Logan before placing the audio equipment near his lips.)
Chainz: I'm finally here...
(Logan shifts his stance, and begins to converse with Johnny Chainz.)
Logan: Here? Yes. Now what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
Chainz: Well, what I really wanted to talk about was how I we both managed to find our way out of the gutter and here to ICW?
(The crowd boos, but Johnny chuckles into the microphone and raises an arm to calm the raucous crowd.)
Chainz: Logan, "Gutter" is such an ugly word...frankly, I had a stroke of bad luck...anyone in this ring, this crowd or out in the back would've done whatever it took to get out of my 'situation'. I think the controversy here is that I am just that. HERE!
(Logan gives Johnny a weird look, and slowly brings the microphone to his mouth, slowly enunciating his words in confusion.)
Logan: Why the fuck are you here...
Chainz: Hey...You keep your goddamn mouth shut. I'm here. That's that.
(Logan's confusion is applicable to the entire crowd, who watch the ring in anticipation of an explanation.)
Logan: ...So Johnny, your here. I'm not sure how you got here...but...Your here. Why? What do you want?
(Johnny Chainz looks to be taken aback by the query, and clears his throat for an extended period of time before finally chuckling under his breath and continuing.)
Chainz: Well, you see...it's kind of like...well, we go way back, you just don't know it yet....
(Johnny adjusts his jacket collar, and clears his throat.)
..........
(Logan looks at Johnny, confused, and begins to talk again to break the tension...)
Logan: So let me get this straight, I know yo....
(Johnny Then kicks Logan in the mid section and grabs Logan and drops him with a DDT)
(Johnny stands up and smiles, then adjusts his jacket as he exits the ring. The entire crowd goes crazy as the camera cuts back to John Smith and Kash Jones who stare on in bewilderment.)
JS: Oh my God! Logan just got dropped by the newest member of ICW and apparently someone who Logan dealt with in the past.
Kash: It just goes to show JS, that someone from your past can always come back to bite you in the ass.
JS: What the Hell just happened here?!
Kash: The VP of ICW just got dropped John, that's what happened!
***Commercial Break***
JS: Now that we've got things under control here...
Jaws 3D vs Johnny Razor
(The intro of Enough blasts from the PA system and as the camera scans the arena Razor appears from the crowd before playing to the crowd on his way down to the ring. Once in the ring he just awaits his opponent)
Kash: There he is! Badass Johnny Razor! He is indeed a BAD ASS!
JS: What? your a fan now?
(The Jaws theme softly starts as the crowd pops)
DUH NUH! DUH NUH DUN NUH DUN NUH DUN NUH!
(Jaws 3D walks through the curtain and walks angrily, straight to the ring and as he rolls through the ropes he's met by a kick to the back by Johnny Razor.)
DING DING DING
JS: We are underway here and Razor wasting no time on Jaws 3D here tonight!
(Johnny Razor picks up Jaws 3D and throws him against the ropes and drops him with a huge lariat. Razor then picks up Jaws by the fin and throws him into the corner. A hard hit by Jaws as he is dropped to the mat with force.)
Kash: Johnny Razor showing dominance here! What a display!
(Razor picks up Jaws and throws him into the corner and runs through Jaws with a lariat, holding him in the corner, Razor grabs the head of Jaws and climbs to the second rope and hits him with the BAD ASS DROP!)
JS: OH MY GOD! IT'S OVER!
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3...
2...
3...
Kash: It's in the books! Razor nails Jaws 3D with The B.A.D and destroys Jaws in under a minute!
JS: That's got to be a record!
Kash: We've got to go to a commercial break here for a few short moments, coming right up we've got Noah Hanson taking on Diego De La Vega
***Commercial Break***
["Killin In The Name of" by Rage Against the Machine blares and Noah makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction. He might threaten to hit a fan or two as he makes his way to the ring. As he poses in the middle of the ring a gold and green pyro waterfall goes off behind him.]
JS: I like this Noah Hanson guy, he's got spunk
Kash: Better keep your eyes off his prize, that is if you don't want spunk in your pants, hahaha.
JS: Funny man!
Kash: You know it!
(Luckily for JS, The lights are turned off making everything pitch black. In Time begins to play. A lone spotlight shins on El Patron in a kneeled praying position. As he rises he raises his arms and flaps his cape behind him. Pyro is showered behind him sustained throught his walk to the ring. In the ring he stretches on the ropes and removes his cape.)
Kash: Here comes the superhero of ICW! Get it JS? Cums! hahaha!
JS: Your a funny lookin' little man, you know that?
Kash: Thanks, but enough about your lust for Hanson, lets get this match going!
JS: Best thing I heard all night!
DING DING DING
(Both Noah Hanson and Diego De La Vega start off, circling each other cautiously as the bell rings to start the match. However, an entourage of women in the stands begin to chant Noah's name, which of course catches Diego's attention. Diego points at Noah and does the RVD thing but instead uses "DI -EG-0" and a groin thurst towards the fans. As Diego turns around to face Hanson, he gets clotheslined hard to the mat. Diego quickly get's back up but gets Clotheslined again ... and again ,..... and again ... and AGAIN!! Hanson quickly goes for the cover)
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(Diego kicks out and rolls to the outside. Hanson quickly goes after Diego, where he attacks Diego with a fury of punches, and throws him into the steel steps, sending Diego crashing hard into them.)
JS : OUCH! Now that. That, was painful
(Hanson rolls Diego back into the ring and quickly covers)
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(Diego kicks out. Noah Hanson repeatedly stomps away at Diego, picks him up and hangs him upside down in the corner. He comes off the ropes and Drop kicks Diego in the head who was trapped upside in the corner!! Hanson picks up Diego in a back suplex, and drops him hard on the mat. Hanson covers)
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(Diego kicks out. Hanson picks up Diego and whips him into the ropes but misses a clothesline and gets nailed with a flying clothesline himself!! Diego crawls to the corner, catching his breath. As Hanson gets back to his feet, Diego nails him with a Spear!! Diego covers)
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(Noah Hanson grabs the ropes to break the count.)
Kash : Oh!! That was too close for Hanson there!
(Diego can't believe it as he thought it was a 3 count. Diego picks up Hanson, body slams him to the mat, climbs to the top rope but misses Hanson with a flying elbow drop!! Hanson quickly gets back to his feet and climbs the ropes andnails Diego with a Kansas City Ribfest. Noah Hanson covers)
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JS: We have ourselves a winner! Noah Hanson! He did it! My guy did it!
Kash: We'll be right back with your main event after a few words from our sponsors.
***Commercial Break***
(Just as we cut back from a commercial...“To Hell With Good Intentions” hits over the PA and the crowd erupts in a chorus of boos. Patrick Steel steps out from behind the curtain with his hands to his side, as if he welcomes the boos. He walks toward the ring with a smile on his face, responding to the crowds jeers as he does. When he reaches the ring, Steel rolls under the bottom rope and goes to the center of the ring with his hands held high as the boos continue to pour down.)
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated.
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated.
(The first lines of “Dead & Bloated” hit over the PA and the crowd boos.)
I am trampled under sole of
another man's shoes
Guess I walked too softly.
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
another man's shoes
Guess I walked too softly.
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow.
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow.
(Finally, We see the man that shook up Showdown last saturday night as he walks out onto the entrance ramp with a chair in his hand.)
Kash: Hey! That's Brian Lane! We seen him last week! What's he after now?
JS: Shut the hell up and listen!
Brian Lane: That's right! Shut the hell up Kash, before you find yourself working for damn elephant shit in Pakistan! Ya feel me? I see you in that ring, Patty! I'm here to witness your destruction first hand. Your a maggot with Gold. Gold that you won't have for too long! If you somehow manage to survive tonight. Next week, and every week after...That Television Title will be defended EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT!
(Patrick Steel is absolutly livid in the ring.)
Brian Lane: Actually, judging from your actions in the ring right now, I changed my mind! You will be defending that title EVERY SATURDAY! Like a Television Title Should. Enjoy! Punk! Tonight will be ANYTHING GOES! Bring on the hell that awaits you Steel!
(Lane drops the mic and takes a seat. Smiling, as TJ Black's music hits.
JS: So, here we go...I feel bad for Patrick Steel!
Kash: Not me! He beat both Hiroko and Black before! Let's see if he can handle them at the same time!
[The First Verse of "Scream" by Adelitas Way plays as smoke fills the arena and the camera looks around into the crowd zooming in on several Black fans and signs. When Rick DeJesus sings the first "I CAN MAKE YOU SCREAM!" A shadow emerges from the smoke and TJ Black is shown in a black jacket he uses Edge's Pyro in tribute before sprinting down to the iring and sliding in the ring. Once in the ring he runs to a random Turnbuckle and leaps to the top rope before back flipping off and landing on his feet. As Black turns around he's met by a roundhouse kick to the face, sending TJ Black to the mat!]
JS: Holy Crap! Patrick Steel just nailed TJ Black with a kick right in the chops!
Kash: It's 2 against 1 JS, Steel's gotta do something here. Lane seems to have it out for Steel!
["Artichokes" by Maps and Atlases plays as the arena has a blue glow to it. Tyler Hiroko comes out from behind the curtain and out onto the ramp. He looks out into the crowd and sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.]
DING DING DING
(Tyler Hiroko stands in one corner as Patrick Steel stands across from him. Steel keeps his eyes on Hiroko and Steel picks up TJ Black. Steel turns around, and Tyler Hiroko hits Steel in the back, knocking him to the mat. TJ Black kicks Hiroko to the midsection and shoots him into the ropes, hitting a back elbow smash.)
JS: Nice moves by TJ Black!
(Steel gets to his feet and lands a big right on Black. Black blocks the next punch, and fires a few of his own back at Patrick Steel. TJ takes a step back, and clotheslines Steel over the ropes to the outside. TJ turns around as Hiroko gets up and begins to attack him. TJ kicks Hiroko to the midsection and hits a DDT.
Black Covers. The ref counts.)
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kickout!
kickout!
(TJ picks Hiroko up, but Hiroko hits Black with a big left knocking him to the ground. Steel out of nowhere with a neckbreaker on Hiroko. TJ gets up and both Black and Steel grab a leg of Hiroko and hit a wishbone on Tyler Hiroko. Steel hits a shuffle kick on TJ Black and knocks him outside. Steel picks Hiroko up and shoots him into the ropes, then hits a mountain bomb. Black pulls Steel out of the ring, but Steel shoots Black into the crowd barrier, then goes under the ring. Steel pulls out a trash can lid, and goes to hit TJ Black with it, but Black kicks Steel through the lid. Steel staggers back, and Black hits a drop kick on Steel, taking him off his feet. TJ Black puts the boots to Steel as Tyler Hiroko recovers. Black rolls Steel into the ring, and Hiroko picks him up. Hiroko unleashes a few vicious chops to Patrick Steel's chest, drawing a few "Woo!"s from the crowd.)
JS: Oh My God! You can hear those chops in pakistan!
(JS waives to Brian Lane who is still sitting on a chair on the ramp who in turn gives JS the finger.)
Kash: See! That's what ya get for being a smart ass, ya first rate ass kisser!
(Steel rakes Hiroko's eyes, and gets the upperhand and tries to shoot Hiroko into the ropes, but Hiroko counters with a spinebuster. Hiroko picks Steel's legs up and tries to lock in a Boston Crab, but Steel kicks Hiroko to the head. Steel gets to his feet, but Hiroko clotheslines him back down. Again Hiroko goes for the Boston Crab, but Steel kicks him in the head again. Steel gets up, and Hiroko goes for another clothesline, but Steel ducks and catches Tyler Hiroko with a hangman's neckbreaker. Steel gets to his feet and goes outside and grabs a chair and tosses it in the ring. Black has Hiroko up, and shoots him into the ringpost. Hiroko staggers out, and Black hits a monkey toss. Black covers. The ref counts)
1...
2...
Kickout!
2...
Kickout!
JS: Incredible action in this main event tonight Kash! The Fans are getting their moneyès work tonight!
Kash: Bonus for me!
(Black picks Hiroko up whips Hiroko towards, then up and over the ropes where Patrick Steel picks him up and takes him over in front of the Announcer's Tables. The ref attempts to break it up, but Black goes to the outside picks up a chair and smashes Hiroko over the head, knocking him out. Black tries to smash Steel's head into one of the tables, but Steel blocks it, elbows Black to the midsection, and smashes TJ Black's head instead. Steel hits a Russian Leg-Sweep on Black, then grabs a TV Cable and wraps it around Black's neck, choking him. He continues the choke until Tyler Hiroko headbutts Steel, and Steel goes down. Hiroko comes over and picks Steel up and rolls him in the ring, then picks him up. Hiroko shoots Steel into the ropes, and hits a back-drop, then sets the chair on Steel's head. Hiroko goes to the turnbuckle, and riles the crowd. TJ Black is able to get up, and pull on the ropes, racking Hiroko. Steel gets up, and hits Hiroko in the head once... twice... three times. Hiroko falls back into the ring. Steel covers. The ref counts)
1...
2...
Kickout!
2...
Kickout!
(Hiroko is able to get the shoulder up at the last moment. Steel picks Hiroko up and shoots him into the turnbuckle. Hiroko slumps down, and Steel begins to stomp on him. TJ Black gets back in the ring and has the ring bell. Steel hits a splash in the corner and turns around. Black tries to clock Steel with the ring bell, but the ref takes it away. Black yells at the ref, and Steel kicks Black to the midsection, and hits the TOTAL CARNAGE ON TJ Black! Steel covers Black. The ref counts)
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2...
(Hiroko makes the save!)
2...
(Hiroko makes the save!)
(Steel gets up, and Hiroko kicks him to the midsection and hits the BLACKOUT ON Patrick Steel! Hiroko covers. The ref counts)
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2..
(Black makes the save!)
2..
(Black makes the save!)
(Black grabs Hiroko and smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Hiroko staggers back into a dropkick from Black. Black puts the boots to Steel as the crowd cheers for Steel to rally. Hiroko and TJ Black go to opposite turnbuckles. Steel starts to get up. Black jumps off and hits a spinning roundhose kick on Seven! Hiroko jumps off the turnbuckle and hits a FROGSPLASH ON Steel! Hiroko goes to cover, but Black pulls Hiroko off of Steel quickly, kicks Hiroko to the midsection and DDTs him onto the chair. Black gets to his feet, and both he and Steel hit a Conchairto on Hiroko! Hiroko is busted open. TJ Black then turns to Steel who is looking at Brian Lane gets nailed over the head with a chair by Black. Steel falls to the floor in a lump and TJ Black covers Tyler Hiroko, and the ref counts.)
1...
2...
3!!!
2...
3!!!
JS: He did it! He never pinned the TV champ, but he did it!
Kash: What a freakin match that was! Oh no! There's trouble!
(Brian Lane starts clapping as TJ Black raises his arms in celebration.)
Brian Lane: Good show kid! Now cut his damn music! Pack it in kid. It's big boy time. Patrick Steel! It's no surprise that you lost! Just like it's no surprise that your gonna lose next week. Just like it's no surprise that I'm gonna flex my muscle around here! We're gonna have ourselves a World Champion before Christmas, and we're gonna see about that Television Title when it's defended each and every Saturday Night on Showdown. Next week, That title will be defended! It could be anyone! It could be any type of match! Ladies and Gentleman! WELCOME TO THE NEW ICW!
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated.
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated.
(The first lines of “Dead & Bloated” hit over the PA and the crowd boos and Brian Lane Exits.)
JS: Well guys and gals! That's all the time we have for this evening...See ya next week!
(SHOWDOWN cuts to a closeup of Tyler Hiroko's bloody face and Patrick Steel laying out cold. Cuts to TJ Black who is kneeling in the middle of the ring.)