Post by Diego De La Vega on Dec 7, 2011 8:20:31 GMT -3
Chuck Takanowa - Hello ICW faithful. I am Chuck Takanowa and am your number 1 ICW announcer! Today I sit here with half of the main event coming up on Saturday Night Showdown. The mexican luchador Diego de la Vega! How are you Diego?
Diego de la Vega - You see me holding any titles? How do you think I feel. Your already off to a bad start Chuck ...
Chuck - Easy Diego ... I mean't no disrespect. You've been calling yourself "El Hombre Sin Miedo" - excuse my poor pronunciation - what does that mean?
Vega - I've heard Helen Keller speak better spanish than you. But it translates into English as the Man without Fear. That means when I step into that ring there is nothing in the world that can scare me. Not a wrestler, not an owner, not a match. Be it a ladder match, a chamber match, a bra and panties match, a Logan Owens transvestite in the corner match ... Diego de la Vega fears nothing.
Chuck - You bring up Logan Owens and the transvestite again. Why do you say such outlandish things?
Vega - Hey hey I'm just like you Chuck. I don't make the news I just report it. You need to go back and talk to Logan and tell him this aint Bangkok. What's the matter Logan - regular hooker not enough to get the ol jackhammer started? Do you think its okay that the owner of this company is sleeping around with trannies that make RuPaul blush?
Chuck - No of course not that's disgusting.... I mean the owner of this company doesn't sleep with trannies!! Logan Owens is a well respected man who gives you a job Mr. Vega.
Vega - Oh is that what Logan does? I could have sworn he had me confused for a hooker the way he's been given me the shaft. Ever since I've stepped into this company he's tried to hold me back. I actually never figured out what his problem with me was. I don't know if its my race, if its my attitude, if its the way I tie my godamn laces but for some reason Owens has got a hard on for me. He's tried to make me fall in line, that didn't work. He's tried to beat me up, that didn't work. He's tried taking me out of commission, and that didn't work. Logan listen up and listen good. Nunca me vas a correr de aqui. You're not chasing me out of here. I'm here in ICW like it or not. You knock me down. I get back up, You hold me back. I keep moving forward. I'm like that vd you picked up in bangkok I ain't ever going away!!
Chuck - Well after the Championship Chamber match Hopper Rose had the announcement for Noah Hanson that he was coming for the world title. He mentioned you a few times as well. Thoughts?
Vega - Hopper Rose. Just saying the name gets you a contact high. Somebody introduce that man to soap and deodorant. Why should I care what a 0-1 wrestler has to say? Because Logan gave him a mic?
Chuck - Well Hopper did call you nothing.
Vega - A guy whose watched Cheech and Chong on reapeat for the past decade is calling me nothing? Chuck por favor!! Voy a dicer esto una ves ... I'll say it once ... Hopper Rose is just another lackey in a long line of lackeys. He's somewhere between the guy who throws a shoe and the dude with the metal jaw. In other words, he's a joke.
Chuck - Okay okay okay ... I think I get it. Speaking of championship chamber the fans let you have it a little. It seems that Owens isn't the only one not in Vega's corner.
Vega - Chuck, you're a nice guy just trying to do your job but you continue to talk to me like that and te voy a chingar ... comprende guey!!
Chuck - I'm pretty sure that was spanish for something aggressive and I am not down .... so moving on!! At Championship Chamber Noah Hanson won both the world and television title. Now at this Saturday's showdown you get a chance at the television championship. What are your thoughts about Hanson's tremendous win?
Vega - You really expect me to sit here and sing the praises of that mierda Noah Hanson? I gave that man all the credit for helping me become the wrestler I am. He pushed me to limits I never knew I had. I respect Noah Hanson the wrestler. What that man does in the ring is something everyone in this locker can learn. Noah Hanson the person ... *spit* ... well that sums it up.
Chuck - That was gross .... and a bit confusing. What does ... *spit* mean.
Vega - I have no problem giving respect to someone whose earned it. Hanson got all the credit from me after he beat me twice. He deserved it. When I finally beat him and won the Television championship he spit in my face. He proceeded to tell everyone who would listen it was a fast count, he got robbed, blah blah blah, wah wah wah. I mean it when I say it that I am a man of honor, honesty, and integrity. How Hanson handled himself after our match was a slap in the face. I look forward to returning that slap,
Chuck - Not trying to make you angry but Noah Hanson is the A-lister ... he's a double champion ... he's practically undefeated .. what makes you so confident against him?
Vega - November 12th 2011.
Chuck - I'm sorry?
Vega - No nintendo chuck? Try to keep up Chuck. November 12th 2011 was the last time me and Noah Hanson were in the ring one and one. He walked in the ICW Television Champion. He walked in undefeated. He walked in confident. He walked out in tears. He walked out with a loss. He walked out without the ICW Television Championship. Hanson, I hope your listening. Escucha me porque no me quiero repetir ... I don't want to repeat myself. Whether its Chucky here, Logan up in his box office, or you in the ring I'm going to show you guys the passion I got in my heart. La fuerza que tengo en mi corazon no va parar. You can't stop me, you can't stop me. I'm going to beat you up, and that's going to shut you up and then I'm gonna bust you up. La historia siempre se va a repetir ... history always repeats itself. Mr. A lister better bring his A game or he's getting his butt whooped all over the Showdown arena. ORALE!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck - Strong words from ICW's luchador, El Hombre sin Miedo Diego de la Vega. Make sure to tune in to your local broadcasting station and check out ICW.com. This is your number 1 ICW announcer saying so long and tune in to Showdown this Saturday.
Diego de la Vega - You see me holding any titles? How do you think I feel. Your already off to a bad start Chuck ...
Chuck - Easy Diego ... I mean't no disrespect. You've been calling yourself "El Hombre Sin Miedo" - excuse my poor pronunciation - what does that mean?
Vega - I've heard Helen Keller speak better spanish than you. But it translates into English as the Man without Fear. That means when I step into that ring there is nothing in the world that can scare me. Not a wrestler, not an owner, not a match. Be it a ladder match, a chamber match, a bra and panties match, a Logan Owens transvestite in the corner match ... Diego de la Vega fears nothing.
Chuck - You bring up Logan Owens and the transvestite again. Why do you say such outlandish things?
Vega - Hey hey I'm just like you Chuck. I don't make the news I just report it. You need to go back and talk to Logan and tell him this aint Bangkok. What's the matter Logan - regular hooker not enough to get the ol jackhammer started? Do you think its okay that the owner of this company is sleeping around with trannies that make RuPaul blush?
Chuck - No of course not that's disgusting.... I mean the owner of this company doesn't sleep with trannies!! Logan Owens is a well respected man who gives you a job Mr. Vega.
Vega - Oh is that what Logan does? I could have sworn he had me confused for a hooker the way he's been given me the shaft. Ever since I've stepped into this company he's tried to hold me back. I actually never figured out what his problem with me was. I don't know if its my race, if its my attitude, if its the way I tie my godamn laces but for some reason Owens has got a hard on for me. He's tried to make me fall in line, that didn't work. He's tried to beat me up, that didn't work. He's tried taking me out of commission, and that didn't work. Logan listen up and listen good. Nunca me vas a correr de aqui. You're not chasing me out of here. I'm here in ICW like it or not. You knock me down. I get back up, You hold me back. I keep moving forward. I'm like that vd you picked up in bangkok I ain't ever going away!!
Chuck - Well after the Championship Chamber match Hopper Rose had the announcement for Noah Hanson that he was coming for the world title. He mentioned you a few times as well. Thoughts?
Vega - Hopper Rose. Just saying the name gets you a contact high. Somebody introduce that man to soap and deodorant. Why should I care what a 0-1 wrestler has to say? Because Logan gave him a mic?
Chuck - Well Hopper did call you nothing.
Vega - A guy whose watched Cheech and Chong on reapeat for the past decade is calling me nothing? Chuck por favor!! Voy a dicer esto una ves ... I'll say it once ... Hopper Rose is just another lackey in a long line of lackeys. He's somewhere between the guy who throws a shoe and the dude with the metal jaw. In other words, he's a joke.
Chuck - Okay okay okay ... I think I get it. Speaking of championship chamber the fans let you have it a little. It seems that Owens isn't the only one not in Vega's corner.
Vega - Chuck, you're a nice guy just trying to do your job but you continue to talk to me like that and te voy a chingar ... comprende guey!!
Chuck - I'm pretty sure that was spanish for something aggressive and I am not down .... so moving on!! At Championship Chamber Noah Hanson won both the world and television title. Now at this Saturday's showdown you get a chance at the television championship. What are your thoughts about Hanson's tremendous win?
Vega - You really expect me to sit here and sing the praises of that mierda Noah Hanson? I gave that man all the credit for helping me become the wrestler I am. He pushed me to limits I never knew I had. I respect Noah Hanson the wrestler. What that man does in the ring is something everyone in this locker can learn. Noah Hanson the person ... *spit* ... well that sums it up.
Chuck - That was gross .... and a bit confusing. What does ... *spit* mean.
Vega - I have no problem giving respect to someone whose earned it. Hanson got all the credit from me after he beat me twice. He deserved it. When I finally beat him and won the Television championship he spit in my face. He proceeded to tell everyone who would listen it was a fast count, he got robbed, blah blah blah, wah wah wah. I mean it when I say it that I am a man of honor, honesty, and integrity. How Hanson handled himself after our match was a slap in the face. I look forward to returning that slap,
Chuck - Not trying to make you angry but Noah Hanson is the A-lister ... he's a double champion ... he's practically undefeated .. what makes you so confident against him?
Vega - November 12th 2011.
Chuck - I'm sorry?
Vega - No nintendo chuck? Try to keep up Chuck. November 12th 2011 was the last time me and Noah Hanson were in the ring one and one. He walked in the ICW Television Champion. He walked in undefeated. He walked in confident. He walked out in tears. He walked out with a loss. He walked out without the ICW Television Championship. Hanson, I hope your listening. Escucha me porque no me quiero repetir ... I don't want to repeat myself. Whether its Chucky here, Logan up in his box office, or you in the ring I'm going to show you guys the passion I got in my heart. La fuerza que tengo en mi corazon no va parar. You can't stop me, you can't stop me. I'm going to beat you up, and that's going to shut you up and then I'm gonna bust you up. La historia siempre se va a repetir ... history always repeats itself. Mr. A lister better bring his A game or he's getting his butt whooped all over the Showdown arena. ORALE!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck - Strong words from ICW's luchador, El Hombre sin Miedo Diego de la Vega. Make sure to tune in to your local broadcasting station and check out ICW.com. This is your number 1 ICW announcer saying so long and tune in to Showdown this Saturday.
