Post by TJ Black on Nov 19, 2011 17:09:32 GMT -3
The camera is settled on Johnny Razor unmoving as Razor rants about ICW Management.
Johnny Razor: Last week I outmanoeuvred, outsmarted, outwrestled and basically destroyed Misery. Sure he was a challenge but once again I proved why Johnny Razor is the best damn thing in International Championship Wrestling. So I ask one simple question: Why the hell does TJ Black deserve that Television Championship Match? He lost by disqualification because he can’t control his anger and as such he almost injured Jordan Moss, a man who quite frankly is ten times better than TJ Black could ever hope to be!
The camera zooms out to show a reporter.
Reporter: So you’ve had a lot of interviews with us in the past both before and after joining ICW, you have been highly critical about TJ Black each and every time yet you refuse to reveal the truth behind it. So… what is the truth?
Johnny smirks at the reporter ignorance and ignores the question.
Johnny Razor: This Saturday I see me being left out of the TV Title picture as both a blessing and a curse. You see whilst I don’t get the main event spotlight or the TV Title that I rightfully deserve I do get to once again prove why I am the greatest wrestler in ICW. I get to prove why I deserve that World Title more than any of the mid-carders that populate that locker room. Don’t take that as an insult by the ways guys. I mean I could have called you all Curtain Jerking Jobbers…
Razor laughs to himself over his own little joke before the reporter cuts him off.
Reporter: Well on the 10th ever episode of SNS it is the return of the legendary Hopper Rose. The man created a cult following from absolutely noth-
Johnny Razor: You know what I think I’ll take it from here. Hopper Rose I know you’re watching this interview right now because let’s face it: It’s what I’d do. Now I may not like anyone who claims to be the best in that locker room full of ass-kissers but you: you’re the exception. You know why? Because you proved your dominance over countless companies, cities, sports, countries, industries and continents. Now I know your used to the status quo of guys who lick your boots but I’m not that guy. Sure I respect you because just like me you never told a goddamn lie to get over. You went out there you kicked your opponents ass and you left as quick as you came, but I’m not going to be like those guys. I am the Badass! I am Johnny Razor! I am the greatest wrestler in ICW! Whether I win or I lose I steal the show! These fans pay to see me and sure for once I may not be the main attraction as a legend returns, but I promise you that you will leave quick as you came. I’m not the kind of guy who stays down after a ten minute Falls Count Anywhere brawl. No I’m the kind of guy who knocks your ass down over and over again in the Texas Deathmatch! Hopper Rose appear at ICW all you want. Cut a boring ass promo like Mick Foley attempted all you want. Heck kick out all you want, but realise this: I am a bloodthirsty man hell-bent on saving this industry. My eyes are on one prize: The world title, because with the World Heavyweight Championship comes the power and with power comes domination. To save this industry I need the most dominant force in it! I am Johnny Razor and after SNS I will be the favourite to win at Championship Chamber and rightfully so because as when International Championship Wrestling returns for Episode 11 you will be hearing this: “Ladies and gentleman please welcome giving is FIRST address to the ICW Nation, he is YOUR World Heavyweight Champion! Johnny Razor!” but you know you won’t hear? You won’t be hearing any Hopper Rose chants, you won’t be hearing any chants for Diego De La Vega and you certainly won’t be hearing “TJ Black! TJ Black! TJ Black!” You know why? Because after Championship Chamber TJ Black, DDV and you Rose will all have faded back into the obscurity of which you born from! Johnny Razor will be the only one that matters because he will be the World Heavyweight Champion. Diego De La Vega may enjoy his little choir but deep down he thinks... no he KNOWS that the World Heavyweight Championship is the only title belt that holds any power backstage and he also knows that he will never have a chance in hell at becoming the World Heavyweight Champion! I’ll ask you again you know why?
Reporter: I… I don’t know…
Johnny Razor: It’s because I am Johnny Razor bitch!
Reporter: Well I think it’s time to end this inter-
Johnny Razor: No, this isn’t over yet.
Reporter: What do you want?
Razor hands a note over to the Reporter and with a smirk on his face, intensity in his eyes and confidence in his voice says two words:
Johnny Razor: Read it!
Reporter: Ladies and gentlemen give it up for the greatest wrestler in the world!
Razor walks off half way through the announcement much to the blind attention of the reporter who continues aimlessly with no emotion in her voice.
Reporter: He is the man who will not only destroy Hopper Rose, but he will be your new World Champion! JOHNNY RAZOR!
The reporter turns and sees that Razor has disappeared with nothing else to say but:
Reporter: Back to the studio…
Johnny Razor: Last week I outmanoeuvred, outsmarted, outwrestled and basically destroyed Misery. Sure he was a challenge but once again I proved why Johnny Razor is the best damn thing in International Championship Wrestling. So I ask one simple question: Why the hell does TJ Black deserve that Television Championship Match? He lost by disqualification because he can’t control his anger and as such he almost injured Jordan Moss, a man who quite frankly is ten times better than TJ Black could ever hope to be!
The camera zooms out to show a reporter.
Reporter: So you’ve had a lot of interviews with us in the past both before and after joining ICW, you have been highly critical about TJ Black each and every time yet you refuse to reveal the truth behind it. So… what is the truth?
Johnny smirks at the reporter ignorance and ignores the question.
Johnny Razor: This Saturday I see me being left out of the TV Title picture as both a blessing and a curse. You see whilst I don’t get the main event spotlight or the TV Title that I rightfully deserve I do get to once again prove why I am the greatest wrestler in ICW. I get to prove why I deserve that World Title more than any of the mid-carders that populate that locker room. Don’t take that as an insult by the ways guys. I mean I could have called you all Curtain Jerking Jobbers…
Razor laughs to himself over his own little joke before the reporter cuts him off.
Reporter: Well on the 10th ever episode of SNS it is the return of the legendary Hopper Rose. The man created a cult following from absolutely noth-
Johnny Razor: You know what I think I’ll take it from here. Hopper Rose I know you’re watching this interview right now because let’s face it: It’s what I’d do. Now I may not like anyone who claims to be the best in that locker room full of ass-kissers but you: you’re the exception. You know why? Because you proved your dominance over countless companies, cities, sports, countries, industries and continents. Now I know your used to the status quo of guys who lick your boots but I’m not that guy. Sure I respect you because just like me you never told a goddamn lie to get over. You went out there you kicked your opponents ass and you left as quick as you came, but I’m not going to be like those guys. I am the Badass! I am Johnny Razor! I am the greatest wrestler in ICW! Whether I win or I lose I steal the show! These fans pay to see me and sure for once I may not be the main attraction as a legend returns, but I promise you that you will leave quick as you came. I’m not the kind of guy who stays down after a ten minute Falls Count Anywhere brawl. No I’m the kind of guy who knocks your ass down over and over again in the Texas Deathmatch! Hopper Rose appear at ICW all you want. Cut a boring ass promo like Mick Foley attempted all you want. Heck kick out all you want, but realise this: I am a bloodthirsty man hell-bent on saving this industry. My eyes are on one prize: The world title, because with the World Heavyweight Championship comes the power and with power comes domination. To save this industry I need the most dominant force in it! I am Johnny Razor and after SNS I will be the favourite to win at Championship Chamber and rightfully so because as when International Championship Wrestling returns for Episode 11 you will be hearing this: “Ladies and gentleman please welcome giving is FIRST address to the ICW Nation, he is YOUR World Heavyweight Champion! Johnny Razor!” but you know you won’t hear? You won’t be hearing any Hopper Rose chants, you won’t be hearing any chants for Diego De La Vega and you certainly won’t be hearing “TJ Black! TJ Black! TJ Black!” You know why? Because after Championship Chamber TJ Black, DDV and you Rose will all have faded back into the obscurity of which you born from! Johnny Razor will be the only one that matters because he will be the World Heavyweight Champion. Diego De La Vega may enjoy his little choir but deep down he thinks... no he KNOWS that the World Heavyweight Championship is the only title belt that holds any power backstage and he also knows that he will never have a chance in hell at becoming the World Heavyweight Champion! I’ll ask you again you know why?
Reporter: I… I don’t know…
Johnny Razor: It’s because I am Johnny Razor bitch!
Reporter: Well I think it’s time to end this inter-
Johnny Razor: No, this isn’t over yet.
Reporter: What do you want?
Razor hands a note over to the Reporter and with a smirk on his face, intensity in his eyes and confidence in his voice says two words:
Johnny Razor: Read it!
Reporter: Ladies and gentlemen give it up for the greatest wrestler in the world!
Razor walks off half way through the announcement much to the blind attention of the reporter who continues aimlessly with no emotion in her voice.
Reporter: He is the man who will not only destroy Hopper Rose, but he will be your new World Champion! JOHNNY RAZOR!
The reporter turns and sees that Razor has disappeared with nothing else to say but:
Reporter: Back to the studio…
