SNS 1/10/11 - Match 3

[President Logan]

All roleplays for 'Jaws 3D vs Johnny Razor' to be posted here.

[TJ Black]

When Friends Become Enemies...

It's Saturday the 17th September and Patrick has just left the ring as the show ended... The arena is still full and as the first of the fans get up to leave Scream by Adelitas Way blasts through the PA and TJ Black comes down to the ring. The fans cheer but it's clear TJ isn't there to continue the show... No the camera have left and only the fans mobile is recording...

TJ Black: Ladies and gentleman it has just come to my attention that not 40 minutes ago my dear friend Johnny Razor signed with the company… Now for those of you who pay attention Johnny Razor is…

Johnny Razor: NOT YOU’RE FRIEND!

The camera scans the arena in search of Razor...

Johnny Razor: you’ve spent the last 3 weeks using me and Ivan to get over and I’m sick of it.

The camera continues to scan the arena unable to locate Johnny Razor

Johnny Razor: These fans don’t care TJ. These women don’t care, these men don’t care…

The camera finally finds Johnny as he steps from the concessions stand and into the crowd of 2000 strong.

Johnny Razor: These people don’t give a damn what you have to say. Because the only truth coming out of your voice is what you said a few weeks ago: I am better then YOU! You’ve said, thought it and pretty much debated with it for the last month. Ever since you failed to keep UPW afloat and bailed all you could think of was: What if Johnny Razor was the man CCW chose to lead UPW into the revolution as the greatest wrestler ever…

Razor swiftly avoid a right hook from a pissed off TJ Fan before continuing his rant

Johnny Razor: Johnny Razor is the greatest thing to happen to Canada since Bret Hart but the main difference? Bret Hart couldn’t use this goddamn microphone for shit… The worst there is, the best there was and that much better that I will be compared to him.

The fans boo heavily as Razor continues to rip on the Hart Family
Johnny Razor: Last week you cut a very short promo about your opponents. You said that you would only focus on Tyler… But just like Bret Hart the biggest x factor is the man with the knife. Noah Hanson backstabbed you and joined forces with Tyler to take you out in 20 seconds flat you see: Trust is the most important thing you in the world of professional wrestling. Trust too much and someone will gladly stab you in the back. Trust too little? And you won’t have any friends to watch your back when I’m pummeling the hell out of-

TJ Black cuts Razor of with an even, understanding tone…

TJ Black: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You think your better than me? That may be so but don’t you THINK about putting any fact behind that opinion until after you’ve proven it: Razor this week you collide with “Jaws-3D” and I bet your ass that he kicks your ass…

Razor just laughs…

Razor: It never was your strong suit was it TJ? You ever realise why so many fans are behind you? Did you ever realise just WHY so many fans flocked to the JoMo IWC Bandwagon? Did you ever stop to think that you suck at intimidating people? Last week you tried to scare out Tyler Hiroko and you got crushed in two minutes. This week you ATTEMPT to overshadow me but here’s the catch: You NEVER will… TJ Black this week I do collide with Jaws-3D but how seriously can you truly take an athlete who takes his BS Gimmick from a “Sharkboy?” A man who coincidentally stole his gimmick from the great: Stone Cold… Steve Austin…. He got famous for drinking himself to liver disease right? Seriously it disgusts me that everyone here’s sees Stone Cold Steve Austin as some sort of role model: an icon if you will. Because Steve Austin is nothing but a man who lacked EVERYTHING to become the man but could drink a lot of beer!

A second fan now dives at Razor but the massive 6 footer simply overpowers the casual fan and keeps him restrained as he calmly continues his rant..

Johnny Razor: None of you even liked or cared about him when he was: THE RINGMASTER! So why do you can now? Because he started drinking beer and beating the hell outta his boss? If any of you even had a life you would have a job of your own and realise that in the REAL WORLD you don’t get promoted by kicking your boss’’ ass… Respect is a great thing but there’s an extremely fine line between Respect and Hate… TJ you crossed that last week and Jaws-3D? I’m gonna cross it this week. I don’t care if you respect me for pinning your ass or if you hate me for pinning your ass but either way; the only way that you can possibly leave that arena: Is on a stretcher! See you around TJ…

Johnny Razor launches the fan back into the crowd and walks off as TJ Black sits in the ring… The dark promo is over… but it can only be truly over after it’s banned from youtube…