SNS 08/10/11 - Hiroko vs Hanson vs Black RP Area

[Mr. ICW]

Match 3
Triple Threat
(Winner gets a shot at the Television Title Match on October 15th Live on Showdown)

Tyler Hiroko
Vs.
Noah Hanson
Vs.
TJ Black

***2 RP LIMIT PER WRESTLER

[Noah Hanson]

I have chewed up and shit out each and every so called star here in ICW, I have set up camp and waited for the only one that holds any gold Patrick Steel to answer my challenge and yet I still see him running his mouth and LOSING...LOSING to the man i have beaten not once but twice and that man is TJ Black. I have beaten the man in singles and tag team action and now I get a chance to make it three times a lady and then you throw in the perennial door match Tyler Hiroku and he has yet to even act like he cares while in the ring and he is given ANOTHER chance to grow a set of freaking balls and is tossed into this triple threat match. You want to see domination? Come to Showdown and see Noah Hanson decimate not one but two ham and eggers and then I will go to the back kick up my feet and watch the so called top dog around here wallow through another match.

Call it bitching if you want, call it complaining if that makes you feel better but the fact speaks for themselves, I have owned each and every star that this place has placed in front of me. I have proven without a shadow of a doubt I am the cornerstone of the place I was the only one that decided to throw my hate in this tournament and represent ICW over at Decay Nation, not Black, not the paper champ Steel and not anyone else...ME. Now I might not be the star that came here in the beginning but I have come here and showed the rest of the roster what it means to carry a whole fed on your back and take it to the next level.

Every man that steps into the ring with me has to step up his “a-game” if you don't you end up on your back looking up counting the lights in the ceiling just before I hit you with the “Ladykiller”. I mean I don't know what else I have to do to show the staff around here what I am capable of, do I need to run over the owners care with a monster truck? Do I need to fill his car with cement so he hears each and every word I am saying because if that is what it takes then I am sorry you have the wrong man. I will tell you this, I will go out there and beat each and every so called star on this roster, I will slaughter each and every newcomer that tries to put his foot into MY door and I will steal as much thunder as I possibly can until people mistake me for Thor.

So it is going to go a little something like this, I am going to win the triple threat match, I am going to watch Steel just mail in yet ANOTHER match and whomever walks out with the belt after the main event will know one thing and that is that Noah Hanson is coming for them.

And then after that I am going to head to Las Vegas and I am going to take care of business with Kuroi Storm and I am going to represent ICW I will stand tall in the middle of that ring and I will be wearing an ICW shirt and I will rock it like no one else can. So ICW pay attention, grab a chair, pull it real close to the tv so you can see what greatness really looks like and then take a picture of it, blow it up to life-size proportion and just admire the greatness, soak it all in and then just realize that you will never be even as close to the greatness that I am.

I guess I can climb down off my soapbox because it's the story of my career always getting overlooked...i keep having flashbacks to the way I was treated in Wrestling Midwest. Never really taken seriously until it was too late...

{Kansas City, Kansas}
{10/3/2011]
[7 pm]
[Noah's apartment]

I walked into my gear bag on the couch, put my keys and cellphone on the counter and listened to the answering machine rattle off a few unimportant messages.

“His name is just Kuroi...no Storm...just Kuroi get it right next time jackass....” a random call barked at me.

I rolled my eyes at the voice bitching at me cause I got someones name wrong, so I got their name wrong...freaking sue me stupid...people need to remember that this is wrestling not a freaking memory match. If you people want your damn names said properly then wear a god damn nametag other then that shut the hell up and get i0n the ring to fight. God I can't stand it when people bitch and moan about something like that, really how many jackholes are named Kuroi anyway...unless this is Tokyo...not a whole lot so get over the name deal K or I will just have to smack the name right onto your damn mouth and maybe then you'll start using it just so people know that I kicked your ass and added a name to it just for shits and giggles.

“Geez people get over it, it's just name, ya know like when people ask me if I am related to the group 'Hanson' or whatever or if I have ever built an arch” I said with a sigh and then grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge and took a long drink. I flipped the TV on and tossed the remote down and sat down on the couch and tried to relax a little I mean I am not a gym rat, you won't see me just throwing the weights around for hours I know K just wants me to be this big ol monsters that looks like some sort of roided up freak but I can handle myself just fine with the way I am and that will just have to do. I might not be the strongest, toughest or meanest but I am going to tell you this K just like I have told each and every member of the ICW roster. I am the best thing going today, I am the man that every other man wishes he could be, I am the man that every woman fantasizes about and in just a few short days I am going to be standing across the ring from you like it or not and I plan on beating you and it will probably come a bit harder then beating my opponents at ICW showdown. But in the end I will move on in the tournament repping ICW even if they don’t return the love for me. And like I said I am ok with that, I am ok with being fed the lower talent and having it being called a number one contender match or whatever it's called.

{a bit later}

It was time for an interview with a wrestling magazine, I really couldn't remember which to be honest, it was just something that my business manager set up to get the fans reacquainted with Noah Hanson.

“So Noah how long had you been away from the ring before you returned to action?” the very attractive redhead asked.

“Well about eight months give or take.” I replied.

“What happened?” she asked.

“Ummm honestly I don't really know, I have seen the news reports the same as you and it seems like the jet I was riding on which was heading from Baton Rouge blew up over the Mississippi River. Fvor all intents and purposes I should have died on that night, but somehow fate dealt me a different hand.” I explained. “Some call me the luckiest man alive..i beg to differ....i call it a curse...”

“what do you mean?” she asked.

“Well not the first time I have dodged death, not the first time I have watched people die all around me, some say fate has a special plan for me but I have never asked for any of this, I have never asked to be tortured like this. I can't believe that people have thought I have orchestrated all of this, that some people think I have got some sort of conspiracy working here, ya know like the “no jets” conspiracy that surrounds 9/11 some people believe that what happened to me was planned.” I continued. “But I don't know anything about that all I know is I woke up three weeks later in a hotel room, bandaged up and I thought my name was Shane Hahn, I don't know why and I don't know how I even got to that hotel room.”

“Any ideas on how you got there?” she asked.

“None...” I replied. “But this is not a closed case, I am going to get to the bottom of all of this.”

“So what brought you to ICW?” she asked.

“Fate.” I replied.

“How so?” she asked.

“I believe that fate guides each and every one of our lives, I believe that it was fated for both ICW and Noah Hanson to merge and it was just supposed to happen.” I explained. “Now does that mean I am going to bring ICW from the pit of hell and lead them to a new run of greatness, god willing but they also need to believe in Noah Hanson...in Noah they should trust...”

“Is that some sort of new gospel?”she asked.

I looked at her and smiled confidently.“The book of Noah....”

TBC

[TJ Black]

Just Shut the f**k Up...

TJ Black walks into his house before hitting the switch to turn on his TV and watch as Noah is on his TV Screen bitching about how he is being overlooked. TJ finishes watching the promo before sitting down and writing a letter:

Dear, Noah Hanson

Why do you continue to state that you are the man who continues to carry this goddamn place on his back? Why do repeatedly assume that you don’t get chances? Why do ALWAYS need to think of yourself in the spotlight? Do you not realise that there a millions of great who were overlooked for the ass-wholes like Patrick Steel and Hulk Hogan? Do you not realise that for every Cena, every Rock, ever Ultimate Warrior that there is a CM Punk, a Stone Cold and a Randy Savage? You are the potential to be the greatest reason that this damn fed gets off the ground so just do us all a favour: And shut the f*** up!

Noah I don’t care about your little Decay Nation tournament. Kane Harlow made a choice on which to represent and to be honest now that he’s no longer in charge I personally think that Logan or Brian Lane would have made the right choice of the best man on the mic and that certainly isn’t you! Noah I also refuse to care about how you beat me twice. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, Santino Marella beat Sheamus twice does that make Sheamus an absolute joke or Santino world champion material? No it means that Santino has the backing by the WWE just like you have the backing by ICW. If they truly overlooked your talent why would ICW be repeatedly be placing YOU in the spotlight huh? Why would YOU be the one over at Decay Nation facing Kuroi? Why would YOU be the one who repeatedly gets the victories? Why would you be the only one in this damn locker room who is undefeated?

TJ hears his phone but blatantly ignores it passing it off as another fan who got his number from Twitter.

Noah Hanson I don’t care about your BS charade of a vendetta you have on the surface against ICW because I know that you and that corrupt piece of shit Brian Lane are in on this together. Kane may have made the wrong choice over who to send over to Decay Nation but you sir trying to pass off this 5:0 winning streak as you being overlooked is just f***ing ridiculous! Noah just shut the f*** up and concentrate on the Triple Threat Match. Concentrate on me running through you like a goddamn train and leaving nothing left for Decay Nation. Concentrate on watching me as I make Tyler Hiroko Extinct and most importantly: Concentrate on the refs hand as it counts down: 1, 2, 3 when I’m on top of your beaten, broken and bloody corpse! You fail to realise that your biggest threat is not some idiot whose name begins with K but a pissed off fan favourite who wants to kick your ass! Tyler Hiroko he’s not bothering me anymore. He hasn’t even had the balls to mention me in any pathetic attempt at a promo of his but you know who really pisses me off? You! So do us all a favour and practise on keeping your mouth shut and delivering in the ring. Because as you said you need to step up you’re A-Game whenever you’re in a match against the best and even though I may not be the best: You should always be at you’re a-game considering that you are the self-proclaimed best. So one more time Noah: Shut the f*** up…
Signed
TJ Black

As TJ puts his pen down and checks his phone:

TJ Black: Ivan? What does he want?

TJ’s phone rings again as Ivan’s number once again flashes over the screen

TJ Black: Hello?

TJ Black: What happened?

TJ Black: Oh for f**k sake. OK I’ll be right there…

TJ Black quickly hangs up and rushes out the door…