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Post by jaws3d on Sept 22, 2011 19:17:55 GMT -3
***HOUSE SHOW***
***STAND UP by PRODIGY plays over the PA System. A Video pops up on the screen, showing the sea at night. We see a fin getting closer, and closer. Suddenly out pops JAWS 3-D with a fin on his back. He is wearing a shark mask, and he runs to the beach, spinning around enthusiastically and kicking the sand around.***
JAWS 3D: WOOOOOOO!!! Welcome to my beach party! Allow me to introduce myself, I am the newest wrestler to join the I...C...W! And I promise you have never seen anything like this before!!!
***He runs over the beach where there is a bonfire and a table full of drinks. He kicks the table of drinks into the fire, and there is a roar of fire. JAWS 3-D laughs manically as he rushes towards the camera.***
JAWS 3D: Hahahahahahaha!!! Ladies and gentlemen of the ocean, beware of my coming. I come from the deepest, darkest depths of the ocean with a taste for flesh, and I'm coming for the sweet, sweet treasure of the ICW World Championship! You will be seeing me very, very soon, but if you can't wait that long then join me on the beach. We got drinks, fire, crabsticks and sea shells!
***He fires a flare into the sky and howls at the moon, and then points towards the sea.***
JAWS 3D: Coming for a dip?
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